Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Super Stripper



Yes, I can see no way to avoid the conclusion that Superman is the stripper popping out of the cake at Black Canary's bachelorette party. This, of course, raises the important issue of what, exactly, constitutes the skill of "Super Stripping"?

The answer, after some thought, is obvious.

Superman's skill is that it is actually more revealing the more clothes he puts ON! I mean, picture it . . . The girls are all cheering as Kal slowly puts on a grey business suit, hooting and hollering as he slowly ties the tie (double windsor, of course), . . . and everyone is on their feet screaming as the glasses come out!

Now THAT'S a strip-tease I'd pay to see.

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2 Comments:

Blogger DivaLea said...

That was BEAUTIFUL!

11:16 AM  
Blogger Ragtime said...

Hi DivaLea!

Thank you! Wait to you read Part II, in which the striptease is interrupted by a Supervillain at the gates, and in their rush to investigate, Clark and Diana pick up each other's costumes by accident . . . Oh, the hijinks!

7:34 PM  

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