Maybe You DO Need A Weatherman To Know Which Way The Wind Blows

Dear Ma and Pa Kent,

You are certainly very good parents to your son Clark, but your basic farming skills need to be improved. As is very clear from Action #866, you have failed to notice that your weather vane is busted. Only the ROOSTER is supposed to turn in the wind. If the whole darned thing turns, then -- as you can see -- the rooster is always pointing "West" no matter which way the wind is coming from.